Humorous Quotes
The best sayings about Humorous that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Thank you so much for breaking my heart because you got me four Grammys.
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Man is but mortal: and there is a point beyond which human courage cannot extend. Mr. Pickwick gazed through his spectacles for an instant on the advancing mass, and then fairly turned his back and-we will not say fled; firstly, because it is an ignoble term, and, secondly, because Mr. Pickwick's figure was by no means adapted for that mode of retreat-he trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey him;.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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I never wanted to go on stage alone because if you mess up, who can you blame?
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I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.
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We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.
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One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible from one end to the other. Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin. But the good parts are, of course, simply amazing. God is an extremely uneven writer, but when He's good, nobody can touch Him.
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At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
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The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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Hemingway was a jerk.
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... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.
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Better laid than never.
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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
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he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
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I love making people laugh, and to be able to be that humorous character was great. And I actually was very similar to Neville Longbottom. I was very shy and chubby-cheeked. I wasn't bullied at school, but I wasn't particularly outgoing. We were similar. And so I loved playing him.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
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Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed with them.
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Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.
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The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
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I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.
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At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane stunt like that on the New York City subway. The other passengers would take it as a sign of weakness, and there'd be a fight over who got to keep your ears as a trophy.
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It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.
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