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  • I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

    Koalas   Australia   Want  
  • A lot of people who work with wildlife work with wildlife to satisfy their own egos. And I don't really agree with that. What I do is get in nice and close to the animal to make the animal look good. My aim in this world is to make that brown snake, that crocodile, that koala, that red-backed spider, that black widow, look good. That's my job. I have absolutely no problem with my ego or my staff's ego.

    Jobs   Nice   Animal  
    Source: www.reptilesmagazine.com
  • I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back!

    Hate   Hair   Koalas  
  • By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about koalas. Nothing so stupid has any right to exist on the planet. On the other hand, they are rather cute, and in grave danger of extinction due to their specialised needs.

    Cute   Stupid   Koalas  
    "Last night's TV" by Nancy Banks-Smith, www.theguardian.com. December 15, 2006.
  • My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.

  • Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.

    Dog   Koalas   Pirate  
  • I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.

    Nature   Fear   Koalas  
    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.

    Baby   Kissing   Koalas  
    Vladimir Nabokov (2012). “Ada or Ardor”, p.94, Penguin UK
  • Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it.

    Home   Koalas   Bullshit  
    Michael Moorcock (2009). “The Best of Michael Moorcock”, p.146, Tachyon Publications
  • I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

  • I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies.

    Sleep   Koalas   Littles  
    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • I must have been a koala in my past life.

    Past   Koalas   Has Beens  
    "'I believe in celebrating the female figure' says a very hot, very naked Miranda Kerr" by Caroline Corcoran, www.mirror.co.uk. October 30, 2012.
  • Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

    Rob Thurman (2011). “Blackout: A Cal Leandros Novel”, p.100, Penguin
  • My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don't want 'em to, you know, I'm like "Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf."

    Funny   Animal   Light  
  • I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

  • My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.

  • You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

    Koalas   Tree   Bears  
  • I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to get me down. I loved to climb all the way up to the top. I must have been a koala in my past life.

    Dad   Past   Koalas  
    "'I believe in celebrating the female figure' says a very hot, very naked Miranda Kerr" by Caroline Corcoran, www.mirror.co.uk. October 30, 2012.
  • It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.

    Koalas   Color   Rainbow  
  • Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

    Koalas   Smell   Poop  
  • I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy

    Sleep   Koalas   Guy  
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