Marriage Humor Quotes
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
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The triumph of hope over experience.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
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A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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