Monocles Quotes
The best sayings about Monocles that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
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On the other hand, I'm drawn to top hats, and spats, and mustaches. I haven't read a Missed Connection yet with someone wearing a monocle, but rest assured I'll snap it up if I do.
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I would like to see a president with a monocle.
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A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.
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No, I was not born with a monocle in my eye.
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Everyone was talking about the gap between my teeth, my monocle, the fancy waistcoats I wore and the seven-inch cigarette holders I used
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The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
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You ought to have seen Frédéric with his monocle, his greying whiskers, his calm demeanour, carving his plump quack-quack, trussed and already flamed, throwing it into the pan, preparing the sauce, salting and peppering like Claude Monet's paintings, with the seriousness of a judge and the precision of a mathematician, and opening up, with a sure hand, in advance, every perspective of taste.
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He did look like the Monopoly man, but it was smooth. I thought he was going to pull a monocle out. That would have been awesome. And did you see the pocket watch? That was incredible.
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Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'.
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Daniel Buren Artist
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Daniel Seligman Columnist
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David Amram Composer -
David Acfield Cricket Player
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Damian Pettigrew Filmmaker -
Daniel Kahikina Akaka Former United States Senator -
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Daryl Barnes Record Producer
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Daniel Johnston Singer-songwriter -
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Daisy Goodwin Television producer -
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Dave Reichert U.S. Representative -
Dave Willis Voice actor
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