Most Funny Quotes

• I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny.

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  Downtown Julie Brown

  Stress   School   Thinking  

  "Julie Brown: Being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented". Interview with Jarett Wieselman, pagesix.com. October 20, 2010.

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• I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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  Elayne Boosler

  Funny   Life   Hilarious  

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• Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.

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  Jim Gaffigan

  Writing   Views   Comedian  

  Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. November 11, 2008.

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• My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

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  Bo Burnham

  Meaningful   Character   Way  

  Source: mancunion.com

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• Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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  Oscar Wilde

  Love   Inspirational   Funny  

  Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

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• Human history's the most funny and yet the most tragic discovery will be the discovery of the religious people that all religions are man-made! And this childish discovery will enable the pious to make an intellectual jump in upwards direction. The devout will turn into a progressive man and the history will flow faster in the progressive direction.

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  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Religious   Men   Discovery  

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• I never said most of the things I said.

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  Yogi Berra

  Funny   Baseball   Witty  

  "Yogi Berra, baseball Hall of Famer and New York Yankees catcher, dies at 90" by Alan Evans, www.theguardian.com. September 23, 2015.

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• I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height, to enable me to walk without too much difficulty. As I was standing up, a customer called to me: 'Monsieur, don't forget your pencil.' It was very unkind, but most funny.

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  Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

  Sticks   Tables   Height  

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