My Girlfriend Quotes
The best sayings about My Girlfriend that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
-
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.
→ -
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!
→ -
I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.
→ -
I talk about folding it in often with Althea, my girlfriend. She's getting her doctoral degree at Berkeley and she talks about how even when writing these very academic, and, for the most part, serious papers there's just so much going on in her head and heart, and it's a reminder that there's a reason that she's studying these things.
→ -
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn't stop laughing for an hour.
→ -
In case you haven't heard, my girlfriends and I have declared the summer of 2012 as the best summer ever. The best way to document said 'best summer ever' is with a good ol' disposable camera. Smile, click, move on! Nobody gets pic approval, and there's no time wasted gathering around the camera to analyze a moment that just happened.
→ -
The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry them around with me everywhere I go, considering I can't carry her lips physically with me. So I decided to place them in a discreet location, such as the inside part of my bicep.
→ -
Acting has been the only thing so far that really gets me jazzed. It's like my girlfriend in a lot of ways. We fight. We have a relationship, and she gets me up every morning. I'm inspired by it, and I want to one day be really good at it and see what we can do together.
→ -
Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.'
→ -
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.
→ -
Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.
→ -
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
→ -
Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.
→ -
You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.
→ -
I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player.
→ -
I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally illegitimate-I actually didn't feel anything. I went to some pub and then went crying all the way home. And I got into my dog's bed. I was crying and holding on to the dog. I woke up in the morning, and the dog was looking at me like, 'You're a fake.'
→ -
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
→ -
You are the best thing that's ever been mine.
→ -
I think a lot of my girlfriends growing up gave themselves up to any boy who paid attention to them. I think young women now are a lot more particular. They pick and choose.
→ -
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her.
→ -
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
→ -
We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private." "A smug expression crosses his face. "I don't buy it for a second, 'cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder." "A reminder of w-w-what?" "That you were mine.
→ -
I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.
→ -
I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement.
→ -
I hang on to the statement of scientists that there is no time. Therefore, join me in telling everyone you are thirty-two. This allows me to go after young men and plan grabbing husbands from my girlfriends. Choosing to live in the timeless, I am now at the easiest and happiest time of my life.
→ -
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me.
→ -
My fans are all my girlfriends
→ -
The negative about acting is that you have to spend a great deal of time away from your friends and loved ones, but it's not like working a 9-5 job and only having two or three weeks off a year. I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly.
→ -
So I tried to get my shot with a 50mm and I did it - this is when we're shooting film, not digital. The guy that hired me looked through the pictures and was like, "Oh, this is pretty good. You did a good job." And I was like, "Yeah, I'm sorry. I only had a 50mm. My girlfriend rented the wrong lens..." and he stopped looking at the pictures and he looked up at me and he said, "You shot this with a 50mm? You're hired."
→ -
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
→
Top Authors
-
-
-
-
-
-
Simeon Rice American football defensive end -
Sergei Bongart Artist -
Sefi Atta Author -
Sengcan Author -
Sheila Bair College Professor -
Shigesato Itoi Copywriter -
Scott Wilson Film actor -
Shirley Booth Film actress -
Shekhar Kapur Film director -
Shannon Fife Film writer -
Shirley M. Tilghman Molecular Biologist -
Shonlock Musical Artist -
Shook Musician
-
Scott Ian Musician -
Sean Kinney Musician -
SebastiAn Musician -
Shane MacGowan Musician -
Sebastian Faulks Novelist -
Shirley Strickland Olympic athlete -
Seneca the Younger Philosopher -
Shaw Neilson Poet -
Shane Mosley Professional Boxer -
Shane Bunting Rapper -
Scott Wright TV actor -
Sheryl WuDunn Writer
Share our collection of quotes on social networks – this will allow as many people as possible to find inspiring quotes about My Girlfriend!