New Employees Quotes

• Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork. As Tess had pointed out, eating the staff was bad for marale and made it so much harder to find new employees.

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  Anne Bishop

  Promise   Quitting   Eating  

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• I don't think JetBlue has a better chance of being profitable than 100 other predecessors with new airplanes, new employees, low fares, all touchy-feely ... all of them are losers. Most of these guys are smoking ragweed.

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  Gordon Bethune

  Airplane   Thinking   Smoking  

  4065

• Onboarding – How To Get Your New Employees Up To Speed In Half The Time

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  George Bradt

  Half   Speed   Employee  

  2077

• You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.

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  Chuck Palahniuk

  Jobs   Children   Old Job  

  Chuck Palahniuk (2011). “Haunted”, p.138, Random House

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• On the back end, software programming tools and Internet-based services make it easy to launch new global software-powered start-ups in many industries - without the need to invest in new infrastructure and train new employees.

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  Marc Andreessen

  Tools   Needs   Internet  

  "Why Software Is Eating The World" by Marc Andreessen, www.wsj.com. August 20, 2011.

  410

• Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't rightly see how somebody who claims to have had -What'd you say? One partner?-can be welled trained." He had a point. Her brain clicked away. "I was referring to the instructional videotapes my agency has all its new employees watch." "They train you by watching videos?" His eyes narrowed reminding her of a hunter looking down a gun sight,"Now, ain't that interesting." She felt a little surge of pleasure as her child lost another few points on the Iowa Test of Basic Skills. Even a computer couldn't have picked a more perfect match.

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  Susan Elizabeth Phillips

  Children   Eye   Gun  

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