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  • Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

    Nipples   Milk  
  • I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

    Funny   Humor   Beer  
  • The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

    Men   Useless   Nipples  
    George R. R. Martin (2012). “George R. R. Martin's A Game of Thrones 5-Book Boxed Set (Song of Ice and Fire Series): A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and and A Dance with Dragons”, p.2509, Bantam
  • I don't think a naked body is particularly shocking or interesting ... It's not the culture I was raised in. I was not brought up in the United States. I don't share the [attitude] that you can have graphic violence, but - God forbid - you see someone's nipples.

    "'True Blood' Starlet Anna Paquin Is 'To Die For' In Nylon Magazine: Cover Story" by Amy Wilkinson, www.mtv.com. August 24, 2009.
  • The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

    Way   Nipples   Notes  
  • My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!

    Nipples   Lows   Feeler  
    Joan Rivers (2012). “I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me”, p.14, Penguin
  • What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!

    Nipples   Milk   Rice  
  • I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

  • Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.

    Men   Tolerance   Gum  
  • Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

    Food   Cooking   Taste  
    Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.15, Simon and Schuster
  • Law may prescribe that the male nipples be made equal to the female ones, but they still will not give milk.

    Law   Giving   Milk  
    Allan Bloom (2008). “Closing of the American Mind”, p.131, Simon and Schuster
  • That makes my nipples hard!

    Nipples   Hard  
    "Let my IPO be!" by Craig Bicknell, www.wired.com. May 6, 1999.
  • The abstract, especially in those rough sketches, is very important to me, perhaps because of my advertising background, where layout is so important. Sometimes those first few lines cut the paper into such satisfying shapes that I don't want to go on, but I always do, adding nostrils and nipples and bootstraps until I have filled the paper up as usual.

  • Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!

    Dog   Phones   Cells  
  • If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

    Sexy   Scotch   Tape  
    Twitter post from Jun 05, 2012
  • People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they want more love or attention, or what it is, but they always go for the most obvious place, you know? Here... Well if you really want more attention, why not get them in your eyes? And then move your eyes down to where your nipples used to be, put your breasts up on your head, everybody will pay attention!

    "Dylan Moran: Monster". Documentary, Comedy, 2004.
  • I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have breasts we can't show them?

    Men   Trying   Who Cares  
    "Chelsea Handler on Her Super Bowl Ad and Pro-Nudity Campaign". Interview with Emily Zemler, www.esquire.com. February 2, 2015.
  • I would do violence for one glimpse of your naked breasts. Bleed for one taste of your nipple on my tongue. (Winter Makepeace)

    Winter   Glimpse   Naked  
  • there is a world, in a far-flung corner of our galaxy, where women have no nipples and motor cars, though legally capable of 70 mph never trundle a smidgen over thirty. A world where alcohol never makes people drunk and is only ever consumed in moderation by responsible adults who appear to be at least 25 years old!

    Mph   Years   Car  
  • A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond

    Crush   Girl   Horny  
  • Mircea leaned over to refill my wineglass, and a section of his bare chest showed under the robe, along with a hint of dusky nipple. It's a good thing I'm too stuffed to move, I thought hazily. I would so have jumped that.

    Moving   Hints   Nipples  
    Karen Chance (2011). “Hunt the Moon: A Cassie Palmer Novel”, p.134, Penguin
  • I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I've been really lucky. I didn't have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like that. I still have all three nipples.

    Running   Fall   Moon  
  • Okay, so you want your other nipple pierced," she said pulling up a chair and getting her supplies ready. "She wants my other nipple pierced," he replied winking at.

    Want   Nipples   Chairs  
    Abbi Glines (2016). “Sea Breeze Volume 1: Breathe; Because of Low; While It Lasts”, p.633, Simon and Schuster
  • My husband is here and I'd like to thank him, for many things, but first of all for pointing out that I had a big hole in my frock and then that my nipples were pointing in different directions. It's good to have an expert there to help you with that sort of thing.

  • I, a woman, find wearing high heels agreeable only on the very rare occasion that (1) I will be ferried between destinations upon a palanquin or (2) I am going to a cocktail party and, at five feet two, don't want to spend the evening discussing the latest movies with somebody's nipples.

    Party   Two   Feet  
    "Sole Mate" by Lauren Collins, www.newyorker.com. March 28, 2011.
  • If I were a painter, I would paint beautiful bodies - I would paint nipples, and I would paint Bibles. Am I going to say, 'I'm not going to paint this woman's neck because people will think I just want to lick on necks?' Please! That's not what art is about.

  • You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned.

  • You guys are lucky, cuz in Europe, like you can show boobs on TV and like in magazines and what not. We're Americans so the slightest, the slightest glimpse of a nipple will.

    Europe   Guy   Glimpse  
  • In the first season (of 'Californication'), when we had the threesome with the nipple clamps, I was, like, 'I don't get this, I don't know how you're gonna do it.' And then, all of a sudden, there's a crane with a camera hanging over our heads, and you're, like, 'Okayyyyyyy. But how are you gonna sell this? How are you gonna make it work?' And they ended up shooting it brilliantly, cutting it together, and it just all ended up working without me having to compromise my own personal morals.

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