Old Age Humor Quotes
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.
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The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
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Old age is no place for sissies.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
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At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.
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The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
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The older I grow, the more I find myself alone.
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
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Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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