Olive Garden Quotes

• America has been conditioned to think of pasta as the never-ending pasta bowl and Olive Garden.

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  Joe Bastianich

  Garden   Thinking   America  

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• The CEO of the Olive Garden blames his company's low profits on Obamacare - which is odd because most people won't eat at the Olive Garden until they have health insurance.

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  Conan O'Brien

  Garden   Obamacare   People  

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• The Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks. In a related story, Chris Christie just suspended his campaign.

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  Conan O'Brien

  Garden   Campaigns   Stories  

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• I don't know anything about American history or presidents. I don't know what tailgating is! I've never been to an Olive Garden!

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  Emma Watson

  Garden   President   Olives  

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• Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

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  Andy Borowitz

  Garden   President   Way  

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Sep 15, 2011

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• My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

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  Mike Birbiglia

  Funny   Humor   Italian  

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• Dreams don't come true. Dreams die. Dreams get compromised. Dreams end up dealing meth in a booth at the back of the Olive Garden. Dreams choke to death on bay leaves. Dreams get spleen cancer.

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  Douglas Coupland

  Dream   Cancer   Garden  

  Douglas Coupland (2011). “The Gum Thief: A Novel”, p.119, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

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  A. J. Jacobs

  Italian   Garden   Way  

  A. J. Jacobs (2008). “The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible”, p.4, Simon and Schuster

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