Online Dating Quotes

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  • I can barely even run a computer. God knows what I'd get on online dating. I'd get something that was subhuman or something.

  • Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

    Kids   Office   People  
  • There's no way to get around it; online dating is work. And some people are more skilled at this kind of communication than others.

    "'Fake Missed Connections' A Genre Of Its Own". "Weekend Edition Sunday" with Rachel Martin, www.npr.org. January 17, 2016.
  • Peak hours for sending a first email through the online dating system tended to be during work (eleven A.M. to four P.M.) and then just after dinner (seven P.M. to nine P.M.). I did have a few women send me a first message after eleven P.M. Those who did had an 82 percent chance of coming from a profile that had too many words.

    Dating   Email   Four  
  • I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

    Dating   Guy   Letters  
  • I think online dating is a way of procuring people. Like Facebook and Myspace, it's the way that people connect now and procure small children and sometimes dodgy relationships. I don't think it's very healthy.

    "Tom Hardy, Reese Witherspoon, Chelsea Handler and Director McG Talk THIS MEANS WAR". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. February 14, 2012.
  • All of the directors I work with have their own unique gifts. My particular segment deals with online dating. It's a very interesting take on it, and a great observation of what goes on there.

    Source: collider.com
  • A great piece of advice for online dating is to stand out from the crowd. So greetings like "hello" and "hi" are very common. They do less well than things that are a little bit quirky or a little bit weird, like "howdy" or "holla." The rarer your salutation, the better it does, in general.

    Dating   Advice   Quirky  
    Source: www.pbs.org
  • Were I to put myself on... one of those online dating things, I would not include in my profile that I'm regularly hospitalized for psychosis. But I do know that when I get really bad, there is a place for me to go where I will feel better.

  • How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

  • Online dating is cool but I think Myspace and Facebook is a little bit off key.

    Thinking   Keys   Dating  
    "Tom Hardy, Reese Witherspoon, Chelsea Handler and Director McG Talk THIS MEANS WAR". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. February 14, 2012.
  • I've never done online dating.

    Dating   Done   Online  
    "Aziz Ansari Wants to Help Men Date Better". Interview with Dan Reilly, www.esquire.com. December 28, 2013.
  • The goal of online dating is to get offline as quickly as possible.

    Goal   Dating   Online  
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