Owning A Dog Quotes

• Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.

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  Jen Lancaster

  Dog   Owning A Dog   Cracks  

  Jen Lancaster (2006). “Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office”, p.142, Penguin

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• Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

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  George Eliot

  Motivational   Spiritual   Dog  

  George Eliot (2016). “George Eliot's Life, Complete: Top Novelist Focus”, p.226, 谷月社

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• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

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  Josh Billings

  Love   Friendship   Dog  

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• No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.

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  Will Rogers

  Dog   Silly   Men  

  Paula Love, Will Rogers (1972). “The Will Rogers book”, Texian Pr

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• It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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  Mark Twain

  Inspirational   Funny   Motivational  

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.53, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

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  Joan Rivers

  Dog   Years   Two  

  FaceBook post by Joan Rivers from Aug 06, 2014

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• Falling in love is like owning a dog.

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  Taylor Mali

  Dog   Falling In Love   Love Is  

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• A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

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  Robert Benchley

  Dog   Perseverance   Lying  

  Robert Benchley (1976). “Chips Off the Old Benchley”, Amereon Limited

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• . . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.

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  John Grogan

  Sad   Dog   Long  

  John Grogan (2008). “Marley & Me tie-in: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog”, William Morrow Paperbacks

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• The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

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  Johnny Depp

  Love   Dog   Baby  

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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  Dwight D. Eisenhower

  Inspirational   Life   Basketball  

  Eisenhower, Dwight D. (1959). “Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1958”, p.135, Best Books on

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• If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

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  Andy Rooney

  Dog   Fun   Owning A Pet  

  Andy Rooney (2012). “Not That You Asked...”, p.14, Random House

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• Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

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  Josh Billings

  Funny   Dog   Children  

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• Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

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  Anatole France

  Love   Inspiring   Dog  

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

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  Roger Caras

  Friendship   Dog   Lessons  

  Roger A. Caras (1982). “A Celebration of Dogs”, Crown

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