Pantyhose Quotes

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  • The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

    Desire   Doe   Use  
  • We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.

    Way   Serious   Pantyhose  
    Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl (2013). “Beautiful Creatures: The Complete Series”, p.196, Penguin UK
  • We could be the biggest pantyhose seller in America, but we don't want to weaken the link in shoppers' minds between Home Depot and do-it-yourself projects.

    Home   America   Mind  
  • All right, so there he is, our representative to the world, Mr. Western Civilization, in codpiece and pantyhose up there on the boards, firing away at the rapt groundlings with his blank verses, not less of a word-slinger and spellbinder than the Bard himself and therefore not to be considered too curiously on such matters as relevance, coherence, consistency, propriety, sanity, common decency.

  • Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

  • Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn't think of doing just for the family.

    Funny   Dog   Home  
    Peg Kehret (1988). “Encore!: More Winning Monologs for Young Actors : 63 More Honest-to-life Monologs for Teenage Boys and Girls”, Meriwether Pub
  • Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

  • 2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

    Funny   Humor   Wife  
  • Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's pantyhose. There's no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliating to work in such a government.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes".
  • In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.

  • If we can put a man on the moon, we can make pantyhose comfortable.

    Moon   Men   Pantyhose  
    “The woman in control of America's bottom” by Louise France, April 13, 2008.
  • Victim disarmament types are sick, sick people, who'd rather see a woman raped in an alley and strangled with her own pantyhose than see her with a gun in her hand.

    Gun   Hands   People  
  • I'd get kicked out of buildings all day long, people would rip up my business card in my face. It's a humbling business to be in. But I knew I could sell and I knew I wanted to sell something I had created. I cut the feet out of those pantyhose and I knew I was on to something. This was it.

    Rip   Cutting   Feet  
    “The woman in control of America's bottom” by Louise France, April 13, 2008.
  • September is pantyhose month. No nonsense.

  • You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose, But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose.

    Flower   Rose   Hip Hop  
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