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  • Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.

    Life   Journey   Worry  
  • Everybody's a racist. It's the one human trait that makes us all exactly the same. Deep down, we only like people who are exactly like us. And it doesn't matter. White. Black. Red. Yellow. Purple, uh oh, the purple people, are the worst. Man. All prejudiced and birth marky. But, we've got to learn to get past our differences. I learned that at the museum of tolerance. After my dad beat the crap out of a guy over a parking spot.

    Dad   Past   Men  
    "Titus / Too Damn Good". www.imdb.com. 2001.
  • I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I never understood how these people were allowed to drive cars but they get these really neat chairs with wheels and they're still not happy, so instead of parking their wheelchairs in the designated spots, they upstage us normal people and get the best parking spots with vehicles that are clearly too sophisticated for them to be handling. Still, you should smile at a cripple, because it's the only bit of happiness they'll ever have.

    Mean   People   Car  
  • Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.

    Taken   Men   Two  
  • Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

  • I think a lot of nights together have been spoiled by somebody not being able to find a parking spot and saying, "Why don't we just go home?"

    Home   Night   Thinking  
    Source: www.motherjones.com
  • Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

    Men   Car   Sometimes  
  • I don't know exactly what it is, but it looks like interconnected websites where people show their photos and write about everything going on in their lives, like whether they found a parking spot or what they ate for breakfast." "But why?" Josh asks.

    Writing   People   Looks  
    Jay Asher, Carolyn Mackler (2012). “The Future of Us”, p.48, Simon and Schuster
  • Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

    Taken   Men   Space  
  • When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

    Funny   Real   Humor  
  • I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement that everyone can look forward to is getting the perfect parking spot

  • Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park.

    Car   Parks   Helping  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

    Thank God   Want   Spots  
    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011
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