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  • In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.

    Funny   Air   Lenses  
  • Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

    Funny   Life   Change  
    Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1988). “The Will Rogers scrapbook”, Random House Value Publishing
  • Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

    Funny   Witty   Truth  
  • For NASA, space is still a high priority.

    Funny   Witty   Science  
    Esquire, Remarks to NASA employees, August 1992.
  • No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

    Leadership   Witty   Men  
  • Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.

    War   Political   Cynical  
    Winston Churchill (1987). “The Irrepressible Churchill: Stories, Sayings and Impressions of Sir Winston Churchill”, London : Robson Books
  • Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

    Funny   Life   Sarcastic  
  • When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it.

    Quoted in Irving Stone, Clarence Darrow for the Defense (1941)
  • I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

    Funny   Witty   Regret  
  • Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!

    "American Voters Suffer Learned Helplessness" by Andrea Chalupa, bigthink.com. September 7, 2012.
  • Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

    Funny   Life   Sarcastic  
    Quoted in Albert B. Paine, Mark Twain: A Biography (1912)
  • Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.

    Mom   Mother   Growing Up  
    John F. Kennedy, Dominique Enright (2003). “The Wicked Wit of John F. Kennedy”, Michael O'Mara Books
  • I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

    Funny   Witty   Phoenix  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

    In B. Adler Churchill Wit (1965) p. 4
  • Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

  • He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

    Major Barbara (1907) act 3
  • A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

    Funny   Life   Country  
    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

    Plato   War   Government  
  • Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

    Evil   Political   Wish  
    Cynic's Word Book (1906) p. 56
  • I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

    Quoted in Clement Attlee, A Prime Minister Remembers (1961) See Briand 2; Clemenceau 4
  • The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders...tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.

    Country   Peace   Freedom  
    Quoted in Gustave M. Gilbert, Nuremberg Diary (1947).
  • The ballot is stronger than the bullet.

    Speech, 19 May 1856
  • Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

    Country   Witty   Peace  
    George W. Bush “Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States, George W. Bush, 2004, Book 2, July 1 to September 30, 2004”, Government Printing Office
  • Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

    Witty   Nature   Children  
    "You've been a great audience ..." by Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2009.
  • The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

    Funny   Trust   Witty  
    Winston S. Churchill (2013). “Churchill By Himself”, p.1079, RosettaBooks
  • Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

    Change   Keys   Cities  
  • I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

    Funny   Sarcastic   Witty  
    In Saturday Review 25 Aug. 1962
  • Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

    Life   Witty   Art  
  • A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

    Funny   Change   Business  
    Winston Churchill (1987). “The Irrepressible Churchill: Stories, Sayings and Impressions of Sir Winston Churchill”, London : Robson Books
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