Poodles Quotes
The best sayings about Poodles that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet.
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A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
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It is my experience that in some areas [my poodle] Charley is more intelligent that I am, but in others he is abysmally ignorant. He can't read, can't drive a car, and has no grasp of mathematics. But in his own field of endeavor, which he is now practicing, the slow, imperial smelling over and anointing on an area, he has no peer. Of course his horizons are limited, but how wide are mine?
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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As a poodle may have his hair cut long or his hair cut short, as he may be trimmed with pink ribbons or with blue ribbons, yet he remains the same old poodle, so capitalism may be trimmed with factory laws, tenement laws, divorce laws and gambling laws, but it remains the same old capitalism. These "humanitarian parts" are only trimming the poodle. Socialism, one and inseparable with its "antirent and anticapital parts," means to get rid of the poodle.
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I used to breed poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute - and honestly, they make a lot of money when you sell them!
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
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Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity!
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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
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He was born in Bercy on the outskirts of Paris and trained in France, and while he knows a little Poodle-English, he responds quickly only to commands in French. Otherwise he has to translate, and that slows him down.
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The poodle [Rufus] ate in the dining room with the rest of the [Churchill] family. A cloth was laid for him on the Persian carpet beside the head of the household, and no one else ate until the butler had served Rufus's meal.
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In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands.
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It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
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They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
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Rain is my lover, my apple strudel. / It haunts my heels like a pedigreed poodle. / Beyond the seas or across the nation, / It follows me faithful on every vacation.
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I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
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Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.
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If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums, divorce, perversion, brutal sports, suicides, infanticide, cinema, quackery, demagogy, strikes, lockouts, revolutions, putsches, colonization, electric chairs, guillotines, sabotage, floods, famine, disease, gangsters, money barons, horse racing, fashion shows, poodle dogs, chow dogs, Siamese cats, condoms, peccaries, syphilis, gonorrhea, insanity, neuroses, etc., etc.
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People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
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