Poop Quotes

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  • On one level, I am a total softie, sort of depressed and afraid of losing the people I love or failing them. To disguise that, there's all this harsh, poop-centric, external swagger, full of nastiness. I'm a cloaking device.

    People   Swagger   Levels  
  • I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

    Real   Poop   Backyards  
  • A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!]

    Change   Baby   Party  
  • Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

    Funny   Dog   Real  
  • The cardinal points are a direct reference to the astrological colures. The Cardinals surround the Pope as the cardinal points surround the sun. The sun casts its rays on the Houses as it passes, turning them crimson. The color worn by the physical Cardinals is red, to symbolize that they are illuminated by their proximity to the Pope, the representative of God on earth. The word Pope, may also be a derivative of the word in Egyptian for the evil serpent Apep, Apophis or Apopsa (See Poop Deck and Pupa, and Pepsi, Pepsid, Dr. Pepper, Sgt. Pepper, etc,).

    Sgt Pepper   Color   Evil  
  • Everybody looks at their poop.

    Poop   Looks  
  • I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

    Dog   Thinking   Poop  
  • I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.

    Poop   Natural   Bigs  
    Source: www.moviesonline.ca
  • If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day

    Poop   Herds   Ifs  
  • If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.

    Fun   Party   Drinking  
  • Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].

    Horse   Apples   Poop  
  • My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.

    Dog   Mean   Poop  
  • I've always learned on-the-job, in real time. A problem comes up; I research it, and try to solve it. You can't study to be an entrepreneur; you have to develop those skills day in day out. All entrepreneurial experiences are related, whether you're selling worm poop to Wal-Mart or a grade tracking application to the public elementary school system. In the end, it's all very similar.

    Jobs   Business   Real  
  • "Glorious, stirring sight!" murmured Toad. . . . "The poetry of motion! The real way to travel! The only way to travel! Here today - in next week tomorrow! Villages skipped, towns and cities jumped- always somebody else's horizons! O bliss! O poop-poop! O my! O my!"

    Real   Sight   Next Week  
    'The Wind in the Willows' (1908) ch. 2.
  • If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you go into a town with pollution, you may survive and have a good visit, but you risk being poisoned.

    Dog   Order   Risk  
    Source: www.patheos.com
  • To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

    Poop   Looks   Santa  
  • I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it.

    Poop   Nuggets   Bucks  
  • Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out.

  • If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

    Funny   Dog   Humorous  
  • Ram it up your poop chute.

    Poop   Rams  
  • If some people think, "Why am I eating a dead bird soaked in poop?" I think if some people get disgusted by that, it's all to the good. Their coronary arteries will be healthier.

    Thinking   People   Bird  
    Source: therumpus.net
  • Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got poop on it.

    Dog   Journey   Shoes  
  • Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

    Thank You   Dog   Writing  
    "Obama's debt expert yells at kids" by Mj Lee, www.politico.com. March 07, 2011.
  • You think, "Aw man, I would never want somebody else's poop on my hand," but when it's your child, "Oh, it's not that bad, I'll just wash it off."

    Children   Men   Thinking  
    Source: bleacherreport.com
  • you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

    Poop  
  • It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.

    Zoos   Stupid   Mad  
  • Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop? Answer: That is bird poop, too.

    White   Bird   Poop  
    Kurt Vonnegut (1998). “Timequake”, p.127, Penguin
  • When you get called the n-word, as a black person you can do anything. It's like getting a gold star in Super Mario Brothers and junk. I hear the music when I hear the n-word. I get right into it; I get really into it. You can do anything. You could be in a fancy restaurant - just start throwing poop at the walls. People be like, 'What are you doing?' 'Someone called him the n-word.

    Brother   Stars   Wall  
  • Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.

    Elephants   Bird   Poop  
    "Rules For Revolutionaries: The Capitalist Manifesto for Creating and Marketing New Products and Services". Book by Guy Kawasaki and Michele Moreno, May 3, 2000.
  • Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

    Poop   Fart   Stills  
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