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  • Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who find it; doubt all, but do not doubt yourself.

    "Ainsi soit-il; ou, Les Jeux sont faits". Book by André Gide, p. 174, 1952.
  • The more you complain the longer God lets you live

  • Faith: not wanting to know what is true.

    Friedrich Nietzsche (1977). “The Portable Nietzsche”, p.383, Penguin
  • The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

    Funny   Life   Humor  
  • Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

    Sports   Religious   Hate  
  • The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

    George Bernard Shaw (1993). “The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929”, Viking Adult
  • The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

    Philosophy   Real   Lying  
  • Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

    Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.328, Courier Corporation
  • The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.

  • An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? No, said the priest, not if you did not know. Then why, asked the Inuit earnestly, did you tell me?

    Life   Religion   Atheism  
    Pilgrim at Tinker Creek ch. 7 (1974)
  • For good people to do evil things, it takes religion.

  • Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

    Bertrand Russell (2013). “Education and the Social Order”, p.73, Routledge
  • The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

    "The Book of The Thousand Nights And A Night". Book by John Payne, Terminal Essay: Social Conditions, fn. 13., 1885.
  • The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

    "Letters from the Earth" (1940)
  • Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

    "The Lowest Animal" (1940)
  • Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

    Pensees no. 894 (1670 ed.)
  • With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

    God   Religious   Atheist  
    "Behaving Badly? Stop Using Religion as an Excuse!" by Roy Speckhardt, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 2, 2014.
  • When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

  • The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.

    Ralph Waldo Emerson (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson (Illustrated)”, p.2728, Delphi Classics
  • The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.

    Benjamin Franklin (1987). “Poor Richard's Almanack: Being the Choicest Morsels of Wisdom, Written During the Years of the Almanack's Publication”, p.16, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
  • Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

    "Points of friction". Book by Agnes Repplier, "Consolations of the Conservative", 1920.
  • I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

    God   Faith   Christian  
    As quoted by William Rees-Mogg in "The Times", April 4, 2005.
  • Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me ... that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.

    Sex   Texas   Awful  
  • Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.

    "Man's Place in the Animal World" (ca. 1896)
  • In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination

    Autobiography ch. 78 (1959)
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