Retirement Jokes Quotes
The best sayings about Retirement Jokes that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I was thinking Im going to die but I'm not going to tap
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I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
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When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
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Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then this parting was well made.
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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
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In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
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Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
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Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
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There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
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Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
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I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
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Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
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When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
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Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
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Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing
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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
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Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow
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The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
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When one door closes, another one opens.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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