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  • Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesn't do soul food.

  • Room service? Send up a larger room.

    Funny   Witty   Crazy  
    Room Service (motion picture) (1938). Screenplay by Morrie Ryskind.
  • I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

    Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.97, Fawcett
  • As I was whizzing around the United States on yet another demented book tour, getting up at four in the morning to catch planes, doing two cities a day, eating the Pringle food object out of the mini-bar at night as I crawled around on the hotel room floor, too tired even to phone room service, I thought, 'There must be a better way of doing this'.

    Morning   Book   Tired  
  • The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

    Ice   Dinner   Captains  
  • I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

  • Mona knocked at the wrong time. “Uh…yeah…wait a minute, Mona -- ” Mona shouted through the door. “Room service, gentlemen. Just pull the covers up.” Michael grinned at Jon. “My roommate. Brace yourself.” Seconds later, Mona burst through the doorway with a tray of coffee and croissants. “Hi! I’m Nancy Drew! You must be the Hardy Boys!

    Coffee   Boys   Doors  
    Armistead Maupin (1989). “Tales of the city ; More tales of the city ; Further tales of the city: an omnibus”, Vintage
  • I get excited about room-service menus! I really do.

  • Oh, we've had our share of hotels bein' smashed and all, but that was a long time ago. You get lousy room service... I mean, there's no use throwin' a TV set out the window for the sake of throwin' a TV set out the window. But if you get a lousy picture then you have an excuse

  • I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

    Couple   Theatre   Lasts  
  • There's nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after everybody pans your play. It won't ring from room service; your mother won't be calling you. If the phone has not rung by 8 in the morning, you're dead.

    Mother   Morning   Phones  
  • I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

    Nature   Healing   Loss  
    Roseanne, Roseanne Barr (1989). “Roseanne: my life as a woman”, Harpercollins
  • When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

    Travel   Morning   Eggs  
  • The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

    Funny   Football   Stupid  
  • I'm totally sick of hotels. I'm totally sick of room service. I'm totally sick of how can I help you ma'am? I just want to go home and wash some dishes, play with my cat, watch some TV.

    Home   Cat   Play  
    "V V Brown Tells How She Fights Homesickness!". Interview with Kaitlin Menza, www.seventeen.com. January 3, 2012.
  • The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

    Funny   Humorous   Japan  
  • I'm always really worried about ruining their lives. Especially with people that aren't famous. It's such a massive change. I'm kind of a paranoid wreck. I've eaten a lot of room service.

  • When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

    Funny   Humor   Numbers  
  • I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning.

    Morning   Pigs   Doors  
    "An Interview With Ben Stiller And Drew Barrymore". Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. September 24, 2003.
  • Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

  • I like the desert for short periods of time, from inside a car, with the windows rolled up, and the doors locked. I prefer beach resorts with room service.

    Beach   Doors   Car  
    Anne Lamott (2006). “Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith”, p.6, Penguin
  • In The Bob Hope Golf Classic (LWT) the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service.

    Mistake   Golf   Men  
    Clive James (2017). “Clive James On Television”, p.503, Pan Macmillan
  • Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

    "What I've Learned: Don Rickles". Interview with Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.
  • He was feeling buoyant, flexible. He wanted to go jogging. He stood. He couldn't go jogging. He called room service and ordered a basket of breads and pastries.

    Dave Eggers (2012). “A Hologram for the King”, p.158, Vintage
  • Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

    Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.287, Vintage
  • I was in the show for 21 days once-the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.

    Money   Practice   White  
    "Fictional character: Crash Davis". "Bull Durham", www.imdb.com. 1988.
  • Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

  • The most beautiful words in the English language are 'not guilty'.

  • As a model, it's a gypsy kind of life: living in hotels, working all the time, ordering room service instead of cooking for yourself. There's absolutely no nest-building.

    "Eva Herzigova: Model, Mom, Activist". Interview with Violet Moon Gaynor, www.elle.com. April 20, 2010.
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