Sarcasm Quotes
The best sayings about Sarcasm that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
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I'd better get going or Valek will be wondering where I am." "Yes, by all means go. I noticed you and Valek have become close. Tell him, for me, not to kill anybody, will you?" Sarcasm rendered Rand's voice sharp. I lost control and slammed the oven door shut. It echoed in the quiet kitchen. "At least Valek has the decency to inform me when he's poisoning me.
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We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.
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Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed with them.
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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you? Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham. What age would that be, Toby? Late twenties? Atta boy.
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It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
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Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.
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I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.
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History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice.
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And sometimes, if I was really, really lucky, he’d smile at me. A real smile, too—not the dry one that accompanied the sarcasm we tossed around so often. I didn’t want to admit it to anyone—not to Lissa, not even to myself—but some days, I lived for those smiles.
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We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
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The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it.
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Well, I'm a bacteriologist, you know. I live in a nine-hundred-diameter microscope. I can hardly claim to take serious notice of anything that I can see with my naked eye.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
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An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . .
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Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one.
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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.
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My job is not to talk smack about anything. This is why I dislike strongly doing magazine articles: My personality does not translate to print. People don't read it as sarcasm, and it just comes off badly.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
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The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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