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  • My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

  • I'd better get going or Valek will be wondering where I am." "Yes, by all means go. I noticed you and Valek have become close. Tell him, for me, not to kill anybody, will you?" Sarcasm rendered Rand's voice sharp. I lost control and slammed the oven door shut. It echoed in the quiet kitchen. "At least Valek has the decency to inform me when he's poisoning me.

    Mean   Sarcasm   Doors  
    Maria V. Snyder (2012). “Poison Study”, p.209, Harlequin
  • We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.

    Arthur Conan Doyle, General Press (2016). “The Complete Sherlock Holmes: All 56 Stories & 4 Novels”, p.425, GENERAL PRESS
  • There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

  • I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed with them.

    Sir Arthur Conan Doyle “Mysteries and Adventures”, Lulu.com
  • I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

  • Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

    Funny   Sarcastic   Humor  
    Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.193, Vintage
  • Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

  • Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you? Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham. What age would that be, Toby? Late twenties? Atta boy.

    Morning   Sarcasm   Boys  
  • It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

  • Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.

    Hazrat Inayat Khan (1960). “The Sufi Message of Hazrat Inayat Khan: The Gathas”, p.101, Library of Alexandria
  • I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

  • They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

    Sarcasm   Form   China  
  • History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice.

    Funny   Sarcasm   Vices  
  • And sometimes, if I was really, really lucky, he’d smile at me. A real smile, too—not the dry one that accompanied the sarcasm we tossed around so often. I didn’t want to admit it to anyone—not to Lissa, not even to myself—but some days, I lived for those smiles.

    Real   Sarcasm   Lucky  
    Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.79, Penguin
  • We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.

  • The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it.

    Prentice Mulford (2016). “Thoughts are Things”, p.26, Prentice Mulford
  • Well, I'm a bacteriologist, you know. I live in a nine-hundred-diameter microscope. I can hardly claim to take serious notice of anything that I can see with my naked eye.

    Humorous   Eye   Sarcasm  
    Arthur Conan Doyle (2015). “The Lost World: Professor Challenger #1”, p.13, Zillmann Publishing
  • Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

    Funny   Life   Sarcastic  
    "Mark Twain: Collected Tales, Sketches, Speeches, and Essays Vol. 1 1852-1890".
  • An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . .

    Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated)”, p.6180, Delphi Classics
  • Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one.

    Art   Sarcasm   Laughing  
    University of Texas at Austin. University Art Museum, Arshile Gorky (1975). “Arshile Gorky: drawings to paintings”
  • People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

    "Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks: 1841-1843".
  • My job is not to talk smack about anything. This is why I dislike strongly doing magazine articles: My personality does not translate to print. People don't read it as sarcasm, and it just comes off badly.

    Jobs   Sarcasm   People  
    "She's Strong, She's Sexy, She's Sandra Bullock". Interview with Anne Fletcher, www.glamour.com. May 31, 2009.
  • Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

  • One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

  • In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

    Sarcastic   Song   Humor  
  • The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt.

    Sébastien-Roch-Nicolas Chamfort (1902). “The Cynic's Breviary: Maxims and Anecdotes from Nicolas de Chamfort”
  • An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

    Funny   Business   Future  
  • Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

    Sarcastic   Wise   Stupid  
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