Sarcastic Quotes
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
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Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green eyes were as gorgeous as she remembered. His dark hair was swept to one side, like he'd just come from a walk on the beach. He looked even better than he had six months ago - tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular. Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared.
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If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.
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The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.
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Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep.
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I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.
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Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
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What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
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CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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One of my first films was Zebrahead. I remember the producer asking me, "Can you handle the big lights?" And I thought, Do I want to be sarcastic, or do I want the job? So I said, "I don't handle the big lights, I just tell big men where to put the big lights and they do it."
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Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
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Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
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He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.
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Don't take life too seriously.
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Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.
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It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
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Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.
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I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
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I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.
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