Short Drinking Quotes
The best sayings about Short Drinking that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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Life is too short to drink bad wine.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
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An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
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Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
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They who drink beer will think beer.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
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I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.
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