Smart And Funny Quotes

• I've done a number of studies with speed dating and Match.com and what's interesting is that you know we still walk into a speed dating event, you know, thinking about what it is we're looking for in a mate and so you ask people, like women will say "I'm looking for somebody who is really kind and sincere and smart and funny."

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  Sheena Iyengar

  Smart   Thinking   Numbers  

  Big Think Interview, bigthink.com.

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• I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?

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  Tom Brady

  Smart   Ambitious   Smart And Funny  

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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  Steven Wright

  Funny   Life   Sarcastic  

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.

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  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny   Smart   Awards  

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• I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.

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  Lauren Graham

  Growing Up   Smart   Thinking  

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• You know what i can't understand? You have all these people telling you all the time how great you are, smart and funny and talented and all that, i mean endlessly, i've been telling you for years. So why don't you believe it? why do you think people say that stuff, Em? Do you think it's a conspiracy, people secretly ganging up to be nice about you?

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  David Nicholls

  Nice   Smart   Believe  

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• I want to be with you as much as possible, Ronnie. You're smart and funny and you're honest. I trust you. I trust us. Yeah, I'm leaving and you're going back home. But neither of those things changes the way I feel about you. And my feelings aren't going to change simply because I'm going to Vanderbilt. I love you more than I've ever loved anyone.

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  Nicholas Sparks

  Smart   I Love You More   Home  

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• Hugh Laurie was intimidating, but he's the greatest guy. He's so wonderful and smart and funny and serious, and he sets the bar high. So if I was scared, it's because I wasn't measuring up.

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  Peter Jacobson

  Smart   Guy   Bars  

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that, because she was kind. And before that, because she was smart and funny. Because she was exactly the right kind of smart and funny. Because he could imagine taking a long trip with her without ever getting bored. Because whenever he saw something new and interesting, or new and ridiculous, he always wondered what she'd have to say about it--how many stars she'd give it and why.

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  Rainbow Rowell

  Love   Beautiful   Stars  

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• She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.

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  Jonathan Tropper

  Beautiful   Smart   Kind  

  Jonathan Tropper (2011). “How To Talk To A Widower”, p.50, Hachette UK

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• The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational   Funny   Meaningful  

  Quoted in People, 26 Dec. 1977. Although now associated with Tomlin, this saying appears anonymously in Robert Reisner, Graffiti (1971), in the form "Remember, even if you win the rat race - you're still a rat." Rosalie Maggio, in New Beacon Book of Quotations by Women, states that William Sloane Coffin said "Even if you win the rat-race, you're still a rat" as a chaplain at Williams College or Yale University in the 1950s or 1960s.

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• The second mouse gets the cheese!

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  Terry Pratchett

  Funny   Witty   Iron  

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• I got used to dealing with groups of boys and getting on with life in unpleasant circumstances and being smart and funny and subversive at the expense of authority.

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  Eric Idle

  Smart   Boys   Groups  

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

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  Steven Wright

  Funny   Witty   Time  

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• Apart from anything else, I got to work with Jennifer Lawrence. She’s a lovely girl. I know people often say things like that in interviews, but she really is. While she may be young, she doesn’t feel at all precocious. Instead, she’s smart and funny and terrific at connecting with people. She just blew me away.

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  Julianne Moore

  Girl   Smart   People  

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