Speedos Quotes
The best sayings about Speedos that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I've been in a Speedo half my life. So I am really comfortable with my body.
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Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit. He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like superman-exept with only the underwear. I wasn't sure what to say except: "Put some clothes on!" "These children are under my protection," Bes insisted. "I don't know you," I said, "I never met you before today." "Nonsense. You expressly asked for my attention." "I didn't ask for the Speedo Patrol!
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I'm big into fashion, so after swimming, when I hang up the Speedo, I definitely want to get into fashion and start designing my own clothing line.
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A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.
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Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.
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This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.
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I have to wear six pairs of speedos when I run.
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I'm definitely not comfortable in a Speedo! That's as uncomfortable as it gets!
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We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.
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Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display.
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I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, Id get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually thought I was muscular. I didnt know everyone was laughing at me.
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I stay away from Speedos. That would cause me absolutely unnecessary publicity.
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I might wear my pink Speedo. I think I should.
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I've never been one to run around in Speedos on the beach.
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On the correctly formed pubescent girl, a Speedo looked wonderful. When it was wet, it was an incitement to riot.
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I don't get all this Speedo stuff actually, I mean, whatever happened to the feather boa?
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