Stupid Funny Quotes
The best sayings about Stupid Funny that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
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I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
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I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.
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I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone.
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You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
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If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
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Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.
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A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
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We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
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I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
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Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again
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I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
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I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
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I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
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I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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I want to go to there.
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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.
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So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
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Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
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