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  • There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.

    Stupid   Night   Tvs  
    Source: www.avclub.com
  • If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.

    Running   Stupid   Car  
  • The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

    Funny   Life   Stupid  
    Harlan Ellison, Arnie Fenner (2011). “Bugf#ck: The Useless Wit & Wisdom of Harlan Ellison”
  • I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson.

    Stupid   Shoes   Voice  
  • All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

    Stupid   Mean   Humour  
    "Interview: John Cleese and Eric Idle, founding members of Monty Python". Interview with Tony Jones, www.abc.net.au. February 18, 2016.
  • My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this.

    Funny   Nice   Stupid  
    "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

    Nick Hornby (1996). “High Fidelity”, p.183, Penguin
  • I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn't embarrassed, because it was the truth. I had fallen. I think I had always been falling. And she might as well know, if she didn't already, because there was no going back now. Not for me.

    Stupid   Fall   Thinking  
    "Beautiful Creatures". Book by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl, books.google.ru. December 1, 2009.
  • You don't make stupid jokes in art.

  • All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.

    Stupid   Mind   Littles  
    Source: www.avclub.com
  • It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no. You know what it is? People are adults and they know they're at a comedy show but every once in a while somebody isn't an adult and then for some reason, you know, it's lazy reporting. They're trying to create this thing that isn't happening. It's not like people go in there and are just sitting with laptops open getting ready to blog about every stupid joke.

    Stupid   Talking   People  
    Source: www.smudailycampus.com
  • I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a mythical premise for a stupid joke, I found playing off truth got the best result.

  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

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