Tell Your Wife Quotes

• How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

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  Rafael Benitez

  Play   Wife   Five  

  3011

• Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.

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  Adam Hamilton

  Love   Marriage   Husband  

  3780

• Politics is not really different from marriage. You cannot get things done in your relationship if you tell your wife: Look, if you haven't made the bed and if you don't get the food on the table, I will go and just hire someone and you will become irrelevant. That is not how you make a marriage work.

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Wife   Done   Tables  

  Source: www.spiegel.de

  3734

• I don't want to just mess with your head. I want to mess with your life.... I want you to miss appointments, burn dinner, skip your homework. I want you to tell your wife to take that moonlight stroll on the beach at Waikiki with the resort tennis pro while you read a few more chapters.

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  Stephen King

  Beach   Wife   Missing  

  2970

• Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

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  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife   Bed   Opinion  

  1568

• The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'

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  George Lopez

  Funny Valentines Day   Love You   Wife  

  4550