Thanksgiving Turkey Quotes
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A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue but the parent of all the other virtues.
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Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feet. Believe in man. Soberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own time and place. There is not, and there never has been a better time, or a better place to live in.
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It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.
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My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey.
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds.
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What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
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Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.
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Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?
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Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.
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May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!
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It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
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Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
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Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
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Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.
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The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'
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Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'
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It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status.
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I really like Thanksgiving turkey... it does not take only time in Houston that you look at natural breasts.
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Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: it must be produced and discharged and used up in order to exist at all.
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We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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The thankful heart will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings.
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
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I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
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