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  • I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather, all which they estimated highly; those which came on board I directed should be fed with molasses.

    Men   Glasses   Dozen  
    Christopher Columbus, Bartolomé de las Casas (1827). “Personal Narrative of the First Voyage of Columbus to America: From a Manuscript Recently Discovered in Spain”, p.46
  • Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

    Hair   Trying   One Day  
  • The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and some big beads and thong sandals and a dirndl skirt and a magnolia in your hair, do it. Even if you're wrinkled.

    Hair   Important   Want  
  • Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.

    Song: Terms of my Surrender, 2014
  • No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.

    Patricia Briggs (2011). “River Marked”, p.146, Penguin
  • I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.

    Sunshine   Clouds   Broke  
  • You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

  • Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.

  • Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.'

    Kings   Mean   Men  
  • I was supposed to be a real Thatcherite. Just by dint of being a first-generation immigrant and having not had money, and then suddenly having it - and getting on planes and going to Ibiza and sitting around in thongs. But actually nothing I was writing or doing was even vaguely Thatcherite.

    Real   Writing   Ibiza  
  • It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your own souls.

    Cutting   Soul   Doe  
    John Ruskin (1866). “The Crown of Wild Olive: Three Lectures on Work, Traffic, and War”, p.194
  • When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.

    Party   House   Gold  
  • I can't stand VPL, visible panty line. So I'm wondering how many other people out there are wearing thongs.

    People   Lines   Wonder  
    "Elvira on her date with Elvis and the fish recipe she got from Vincent Price". Interview with Katie Rife, aux.avclub.com. October 5, 2016.
  • Women do a lot of uncomfortable things for men - and I appreciate it all. I appreciate high heels. I appreciate thongs.

    Source: www.elle.com
  • I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.

    Sexy   Trying   Months  
    Tyler Perry (2007). “Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life”, p.49, Penguin
  • We are often struck by the force and precision of style to which hard-working men, unpracticed in writing, easily attain when required to make the effort. As if plainness and vigor and sincerity, the ornaments of style, were better learned on the farm and in the workshop than in the schools. The sentences written by such rude hands are nervous and tough, like hardened thongs, the sinews of the deer, or the roots of the pine.

    Henry David Thoreau (2000). “Walden and Other Writings: (A Modern Library E-Book)”, p.385, Modern Library
  • I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.

    Littles   Thongs   Shorts  
  • Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

    Jeans   Underwear   Lines  
  • I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.

  • As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

    Rooms   Shut Up   Thongs  
    "Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging". Book by Louise Rennison, June 24, 1999.
  • That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.

    Men   Shopping   Giving  
    Janet Evanovich (2008). “To the Nines”, p.136, Macmillan
  • It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.

    Puff   Bikinis   Thongs  
    "P. Diddy Weighs Bad Boy Distribution Deals, Eyes Foxy Brown", www.mtv.com. May 15, 2002.
  • What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.

    Males   Thongs   Flats  
    Source: www.elle.com
  • Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.

    Looks   Thongs   Snogging  
    "Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging". Book by Louise Rennison, June 24, 1999.
  • Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

    "'Magic Mike' Star Matthew Mcconaughey: 'Trusting A Thong Is A Huge Leap Of Faith'". Interview with Elizabeth Snead, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 24, 2012.
  • Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake.

  • A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.

    FaceBook post by Jill Shalvis from Apr 09, 2012
  • I have a thing about underwear. I have to wear thongs. Since I was a showgirl in Las Vegas, and I was wearing G-strings all the time, I got this thing where I cannot stand to have on regular underwear. It drives me out of my mind.

    Vegas   Mind   Underwear  
    "Elvira on her date with Elvis and the fish recipe she got from Vincent Price". Interview with Katie Rife, aux.avclub.com. October 5, 2016.
  • I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

    Hurt   Mean   Men  
    "One-Man Show: Hank Azaria". Interview with Mickey Rapkin, www.elle.com. March 14, 2012.
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