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I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather, all which they estimated highly; those which came on board I directed should be fed with molasses.
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Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!
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The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and some big beads and thong sandals and a dirndl skirt and a magnolia in your hair, do it. Even if you're wrinkled.
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Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.
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No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.
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I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.
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You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!
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Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.
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Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.'
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I was supposed to be a real Thatcherite. Just by dint of being a first-generation immigrant and having not had money, and then suddenly having it - and getting on planes and going to Ibiza and sitting around in thongs. But actually nothing I was writing or doing was even vaguely Thatcherite.
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It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your own souls.
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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
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My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.
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I can't stand VPL, visible panty line. So I'm wondering how many other people out there are wearing thongs.
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Women do a lot of uncomfortable things for men - and I appreciate it all. I appreciate high heels. I appreciate thongs.
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I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.
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We are often struck by the force and precision of style to which hard-working men, unpracticed in writing, easily attain when required to make the effort. As if plainness and vigor and sincerity, the ornaments of style, were better learned on the farm and in the workshop than in the schools. The sentences written by such rude hands are nervous and tough, like hardened thongs, the sinews of the deer, or the roots of the pine.
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I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.
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Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.
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I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.
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As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.
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That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.
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It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.
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What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.
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Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.
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Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.
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Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake.
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A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.
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I have a thing about underwear. I have to wear thongs. Since I was a showgirl in Las Vegas, and I was wearing G-strings all the time, I got this thing where I cannot stand to have on regular underwear. It drives me out of my mind.
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I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.
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