Tobacco Smoking Quotes
The best sayings about Tobacco Smoking that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
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If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
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I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco smokers to death...I now feel that smoking in moderation is a comfortable and laudable practice, and is productive of good. There is no more harm in a pipe than in a cup of tea. You may poison yourself by drinking too much green tea, and kill yourself by eating too many beefsteaks. For my part, I consider that tobacco, in moderation, is a sweetener and equalizer of the temper.
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
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You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
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The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.
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What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
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The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
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The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.
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A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
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There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
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The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.
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There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
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You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.
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A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.
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If you can't send money, send tobacco.
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Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!
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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.
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I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.
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Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
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