Top Gear Quotes
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.
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Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.
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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.
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It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom
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Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert, all that before they nicked all the oil in the world.
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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
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I would love to be on 'Top Gear' as a star in a reasonably priced car.
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The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!
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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
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Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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Getting an award on Top Gear is better than getting a Grammy.
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If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.
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Acting is a sport. On stage you must be ready to move like a tennis player on his toes. Your concentration must be keen, your reflexes sharp; your body and mind are in top gear, the chase is on. Acting is energy. In the theatre people pay to see energy.
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[Ryan Reynolds] is my favorite [ on Top Gear] - I think he's the most hilarious actor who just has not been able to catch a break in terms of being known as the most hilarious actor.
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I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end up with something bland and boring. So you sort of have to ignore everybody in order to do the show how we want to do it.
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”
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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
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Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
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Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
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The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian.
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I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'
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Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.
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Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.
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Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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Philip Glass Film Score Composer -
Peter Costello Former Member of the Australian House of Representatives -
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Philip Robinson Jockey -
Percy Sledge Musician -
Peter Dunne New Zealand Politician -
Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie Novelist -
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Pharoahe Monch Rapper -
Philip Ball Science writer -
Pegi Young Singer-songwriter -
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Pedro Soccer player -
Peter L. Berger Sociologist -
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Peter Stamm Writer
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