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  • I have a really high tolerance level for twits. I really do.

  • You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

    Silly   Littles   Classic  
  • A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

    Roald Dahl (2007). “James and the Giant Peach”, p.151, Penguin
  • I'm glad to be able to announce that the UK now has it's very own mindless twit. || Either that or he's a damn good satirist.

    Able   Twits   Damn  
  • Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

    Roald Dahl (2013). “The Missing Golden Ticket and Other Splendiferous Secrets”, p.8, Penguin
  • I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.

    Advice   Twits   Valuable  
    "Fictional character: Mr. F.F. "Foxy" Fox". "Fantastic Mr. Fox", 2009.
  • So if u shorten words to get what u want in within 140 characters it makes u a twit?

  • There are few things less stylish than a boring, self absorbed twit.

    Self   Boring   Twits  
    Karen Karbo (2011). “Gospel According to Coco Chanel: Life Lessons From The World’S Most Elegant Woman”, p.20, Rowman & Littlefield
  • Don't gobblefunk around with words.

    Roald Dahl (2007). “The BFG”, p.28, Penguin
  • All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.

    Reading   Views   Done  
    Roald Dahl (1996). “Matilda”, Puffin
  • In this great age of communication, there a lot of people you can't actually understand. I know everyone tweets, and twits and texts and all that, but actually we've all got voices, and it is awfully nice to hear them and if you can understand what people are saying.

  • If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

    Roald Dahl (2007). “James and the Giant Peach”, p.151, Penguin
  • To sacrifice the principles of manners, which require compassion and respect, and bat people over the head with their ignorance of etiquette rules they cannot be expected to know is both bad manners and poor etiquette. That social climbers and twits have misused etiquette throughout history should not be used as an argument for doing away with it.

    Judith Martin (1996). “Miss Manners Rescues Civilization: From Sexual Harassment, Frivolous Lawsuits, Dissing, and Other Lapses in Civility”, Crown
  • What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

  • Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.

    Age   Born   Bigger  
    Roald Dahl (2007). “The Twits”, p.11, Penguin
  • If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 warehouses full of chocolate, you'd think I was insane. All these rich guys are insane, obsessive compulsive twits obsessed with money - money is all they think about - they're all nuts.

    Thinking   Nuts   Guy  
    "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, 1997.
  • And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

    Roald Dahl (2013). “The Missing Golden Ticket and Other Splendiferous Secrets”, p.8, Penguin
  • The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.

    Roald Dahl (2017). “Billy and the Minpins (illustrated by Quentin Blake)”, p.77, Penguin UK
  • The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits.

    Teenage   War   Guy  
    "Rough Month for President Obama", www.foxnews.com. November 19, 2009.
  • Because those, who twit others with their faults, should look at home.

    Home   Looks   Faults  
    Titus Maccius Plautus, Richard Warner (1872). “Comedies of Plautus”, p.201
  • The fact is, what I hated in the Church was what I hated in society. Namely, authoritarians. Power freaks. Rigid dogmatists. Those greedy, underloved, undersexed twits who want to run everything. While the rest of us are busy living - busy tasting and testing and hugging and kissing and goofing and growing - they are busy taking over.

    Running   Kissing   Hug  
    Tom Robbins (2003). “Another Roadside Attraction”, p.206, Bantam
  • If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

    Years   Looks   Ugly  
    Roald Dahl (2007). “James and the Giant Peach”, p.150, Penguin
  • I'm just the last English twit, really.

    Lasts   Twits  
  • I can't figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something. I don't know who the tweeter is and who's responding to the twit.

    Way   Figures   Twits  
  • Foul fiend of France and hag of all despite, Encompassed with thy lustful paramours, Becomes it thee to taunt his valiant age And twit with cowardice a man half dead?

    Men   Age   Half  
    William Shakespeare (2016). “The New Oxford Shakespeare: Modern Critical Edition: The Complete Works”, p.963, Oxford University Press
  • I'm not very nostalgic, you see. I just don't think anybody has that kind of thing anymore. By culture, by breeding, by whatever, it's not there. The kids today-what the hell are they going to be? I like young people - yes, I do. But when I talk to people at the schools, and they say, "I saw you on the Twit," I don't even know what they are talking about.

    Interview with Tim Blanks, www.interviewmagazine.com. February 13, 2013.
  • Anyway, I went out and bought thousands of dollars worth of mature clothes so I'd look like a person to be taken seriously, instead of a pretty little twit

    Taken   Clothes   Dollars  
  • [...] falling in love with someone beautiful and intelligent and the rest of it, then feeling like a blank twit put you at something of a disadvantage.

    Nick Hornby (2005). “About a Boy”, p.148, Penguin UK
  • A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.

    Roald Dahl (2007). “James and the Giant Peach”, p.150, Penguin
  • It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.

    Love   Long   Looks  
    Roald Dahl (1998). “The Witches”, Puffin
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