Tylenol Quotes

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  • I do sport at the gym a few times a week, but I hate it. Work is my only remedy. I feel so twisted and horrible in the morning, but then I go to the office and I start feeling better. Work is my Tylenol. Extra-strength.

    Sports   Morning   Hate  
  • I have trouble getting approvals from my heath insurance company for basic antidepressants. And I have the best plan my agency has. I can't get high off this stuff! I'm not going to sell it! Getting my medication is critical. It's me saying, "I just want to live." And their response seems to be, "We agree that it's a matter of life and death; that's why we're declining it." Every time I get a cold, I have Tylenol with codeine coming out the wazoo. But the medication I need to live? Nah.

    Source: therumpus.net
  • I just tape four Tylenols to it.

    Hockey   Nhl   Tape  
  • I’m feeling great. Well, pretty great, unless I’ve forgotten to take a couple of Tylenols in the past four or five hours, in which case I’ve begun to feel some jagged little pains shooting down my left forearm and into the base of the thumb.

    Couple   Pain   Past  
    "This Old Man" by Roger Angell, www.newyorker.com. February 17 & 24, 2014.
  • Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

    Airplane   Glue   Looks  
    "Fictional character: Steve McCroskey". "Airplane!", www.imdb.com. 1980.
  • Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the Tylenol? 4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother. 5. I have a confession to make… 6. My dad has a suit just like that. 7. That man is hot. Look at him. 8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever… 9. You're going to order that? Seriously? 10. You're how old?

    Brother   Dad   Men  
    Gena Showalter (2007). “Animal Instincts”, p.3, HQN Books
  • If Jeff Mogil and Ron Melzack are right about genetics and pain, fifty years from now, generic Tylenol tablets will seem as quaint to us as a bottle of sarsaparilla tonic. Instead, we'll take our genotype ID bracely to the local genopharmacologist to order some bespoke pharmaceuticals. Or we may rise at four A.M. to meditate on the part of our nature that is painful and feel better for it. Along with social insurance, we'll carry geno-cards that list our predispositions: photosensitivity, osteoporosis, and poor response to codeine.

  • What would you like? (Maggie) I don’t care. I’ll eat anything not Tylenol or chocolate. (Wren)

    Chocolate   Wrens   Care  
  • I relieve rappers just like Tylenol

    Song: Raw
  • That which doesn’t kill us just requires a few centuries of therapy. (Caleb) Yeah, and usually a lot of Tylenol. (Nick)

    Tylenol   Century   Yeah  
  • I'm a goody two-shoes who's never taken anything stronger than Tylenol.

    Taken   Shoes   Two  
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