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  • Yes, but I’ve already made my fortune in other things. (Solin) Such as? (Geary) Viagra. My brother learned to take a personal problem and profit by it. (Arik) It’s true. It pained me to see a man as young as Arik stricken with impotency. Therefore I had to do something to help the poor soul. But alas, there’s nothing to be done for it. He’s as flaccid as a wet noodle. (Solin) How creative of you to project your problem onto me. But then, they say celibacy is enough to make a man lose all reason. Guess you’re living proof, huh? (Arik)

    Brother   Men   Creative  
  • To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

    Sex   Two   Waiting  
  • If a chemical drug like Viagra is accepted by society and by the world to ignite desire, then what is the problem with my audio-visual drug called cinema which ignites desire? Both are basically doing the same thing!

    Drug   Desire   Cinema  
    Cine Blitz magazine, www.imdb.com. May 2006.
  • And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down gunpowder, melt down scraps of lead and pour it into a mold, wait for it to cool - only to have it take forever to finally go off?

    Gun   Waiting   Forever  
  • Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad.

    Two   Feet   Wire  
  • The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

    "101 Habits of Highly Successful Novelists: Insider Secrets from Top Writers". Book by Andrew McAleer, September 1, 2008.
  • Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.

    Sex   Viagra   Chips  
  • I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

    People   Viagra   Mail  
  • Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

    Viagra  
  • Variety is not everything! Viagra is!

    Viagra   Variety  
  • Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

    Children   Thinking   Men  
  • I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

    "Jack Nicholson: the film great it would be hard to forget" by Ryan Gilbey, www.theguardian.com. September 7, 2013.
  • Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.

  • Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.

    Sex   Kids   Viagra  
  • In a nation committed to better living through chemistry - where Viagra-enabled men pursue silicone-contoured women - the national pastime has a problem of illicit chemical enhancement. Steroids threaten the health of the 5 percent to 7 percent of players proved, by a mild regime of scheduled tests, to be using them. Steroids also endanger emulative young people. Further, steroids subvert what baseball is selling - fair competition. And they strike at the pleasure of engagement with America's team sport with the longest history.

    Sports   Baseball   Team  
    George Will (2008). “One Man's America: The Pleasures and Provocations of Our Singular Nation”, p.329, Crown Forum
  • Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.

  • Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted.

    Humor   Alcohol   Drug  
  • If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.

    Funny   Sex   Taken  
  • If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal consumers of Viagra were poor young black men, then...selling Viagra would get you five to 10 years behind bars.

    Men   White Man   Land  
    "Why we need to end the War on Drugs". TED Talk, www.ted.com. October 2014.
  • Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.

    Women   Years   Trying  
  • You suffer when you give birth, it doesn't matter, it's nature. They tell you, oh, those hormone pills, they're terrible, you'll get cancer. But when it comes to Viagra for men, they don't speak about cancer.

    Cancer   Men   Giving  
  • More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.

    Guy   Mistress   Hussein  
  • There's always something new with sex. We lived in a world without Viagra, now we live in a world with Viagra. We lived in a world without blowjobs and anilingus in the Oval Office, and then it happens and you get to write about it. We live in a world where now the government is screwing with contraception and holding back vaccines that could save 4,000 women's lives a year, and you get to write about that. It's not as much fun as anilingus in the Oval Office, but what are you going to do? If you pay attention, there's always something new, and it's always really invigorating.

    Sex   Fun   Writing  
    Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. February 8, 2006.
  • There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

    Light   Age   Magazines  
  • ..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.

  • Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

    War   Heart   Viagra  
    "Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction". Documentary, www.imdb.com. December 6, 2009.
  • The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of his missiles seem to launch.

    Fake   Guy   Pills  
  • I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

    Drug   Needs   Viagra  
  • I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

    Drinking   Juice   Viagra  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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