Wittiest Quotes
The best sayings about Wittiest that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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True friends stab you in the front.
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Beauty is something that is hard to debate. Every man thinks his ideal the best. But the wittiest woman rise to the top of this structure, conventional beauty often taking a back seat to a woman possessed of a clever tongue.
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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
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Have you ever rightly considered what the mere ability to read means? That it is the key which admits us to the whole world of thought and fancy and imagination? to the company of saint and sage, of the wisest and the wittiest at their wisest and wittiest moment? That it enables us to see with the keenest eyes, hear with the finest ears, and listen to the sweetest voices of all time? More than that, it annihilates time and space for us.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.
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Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library. A company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil countries, in a thousand years, have set in best order the results of their learning and wisdom.
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The simple equations that generate the convoluted Mandelbrot fractal have been called the wittiest remarks ever made.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest.' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
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Consider what you have in the smallest well-chosen library-a company of the wisest and wittiest men which can be plucked out of all civilized countries in a thousand years. The men themselves were then hidden and inaccessible. They were solitary, impatient of interruption, and fenced by etiquette. But now they are immortal, and the thought they did not reveal, even to their bosom friends, is here written out in transparent words of light to us, who are strangers of another age.
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Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
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I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.
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Buy land, they're not making it anymore.
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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
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I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!
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If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.
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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
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There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect. Men do not quarrel about the meaning of sunsets; they never dispute that the hawthorn says the best and wittiest thing about the spring.
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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
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Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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