Witty Marriage Quotes
The best sayings about Witty Marriage that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
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The triumph of hope over experience.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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