Witty Quotes
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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
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Modern dancing is old fashioned.
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After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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In Korean, my lyrics are witty and have twists. But translated into English, it doesn't come over. I've tried writing in English, just for me, but it doesn't work. I've got to know everything about a culture, and I don't.
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The English never draw a line without blurring it.
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If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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Hemingway was a jerk.
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I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.
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For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - all that. But then my other ideal is more like the Buddhist monk - the shaved head, actually someone who sublimates their sexuality.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
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he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.
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The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
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The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.
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Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.
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There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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A fool and his words are soon parted.
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The truth is more important than the facts.
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I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
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This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel that you are in competition with one another. You're up for a promotion. If they go for a woman, it'll be between you and Barbara. Don't be fooled. You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.
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This is how we court girls in America. We grab them and kiss them. And if they don't like it, we do it again, harder and longer, until they surrender. It saves us hours of witty repartee.
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