• I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

    Andy Rooney: I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
    Andrew A. Rooney (2010). “Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit”, p.105, PublicAffairs