• The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

    Arthur C. Clarke: The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
    "The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners". Book by Geoff Tibballs (p. 264), 2004.