• I once read about a guy who lost his arms in a fire. The nurse took pity on him and gave him a hand job. I don't even get that.

    Augusten Burroughs: I once read about a guy who lost his arms in a fire. The nurse took pity on him and gave him a hand job. I don't even get that.
    Augusten Burroughs (2013). “Dry: A Memoir”, p.220, Macmillan