• If I were a serial killer, I would not be the kind that stabs and then eats the victim. I would be the kind that hides in a tree and shoots at the aerobics class.

    Augusten Burroughs: If I were a serial killer, I would not be the kind that stabs and then eats the victim. I would be the kind that hides in a tree and shoots at the aerobics class.
    Augusten Burroughs (2012). “Magical Thinking”, p.65, Atlantic Books Ltd