Eminem Quotes About Funny
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As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.
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Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.
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Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.
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You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game.
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To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.
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Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
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You know, I don't know if you know this about me or not, but I'm kind of a big deal.
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I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
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I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me and I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me.
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I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.
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When I die, so does hip hop.
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I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record.
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And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony.
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You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.
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A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.
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Love is evil, spell it backwards, I’ll show ya.
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I have nothing to lose, but something to gain.
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I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
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Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.
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Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.
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Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
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