• But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.

    Jojo Moyes: But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.
    Jojo Moyes (2010). “The Last Letter from Your Lover”, p.433, Hachette UK