Hailstorms Quotes

• Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.

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  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Hype   History   Political  

  1094

• Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew, and does not patter down like a hailstorm.

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  Jean Paul

  Happiness   Laughter   Joy  

  599

• The Bible is a warm letter of affection from a parent to a child; and yet there are many who see chiefly the severer passages. As there may be fifty or sixty nights of gentle dews in one summer, that will not cause as much remark as one hailstorm of half an hour, so there are those who are more struck by those passages of the Bible that announce the indignation of God than by those that announce His affection.

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  Thomas De Witt Talmage

  Bible   Summer   Children  

  Thomas De Witt Talmage (1872). “Sermons”, p.248

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• I am the hailstorm that shall break the heads of those who do not take shelter.

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  Girolamo Savonarola

  Shelter   Break   Hailstorms  

  "The Life Of Girolamo Savonarola". Book by Roberto Ridolfi, 1952.

  625

• If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.

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  Cintra Wilson

  Princess   Light   Wind  

  4573

• Life is a hailstorm of distractions. It's not the monster that stops us but the mosquito.

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  Robert G. Allen

  Monsters   Mosquitoes   Life Is  

  3917

• If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

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  Jeff Foxworthy

  White   Looks   Juicy  

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road". TV Special, www.imdb.com. 2006.

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