Ernest Hemingway Quotes About Funny
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.
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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
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I drink to make other people more interesting.
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To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.
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The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats.
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Never confuse movement with action.
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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."
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