Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes About Funny
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Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status.
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[Moses] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z.
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Sometimes Harvey Weinstein will let me use the Miramax jet if I'm opening a supermarket for him.
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I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat-don't ask, it's a long story.
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My daughter is super ballsy. I always follow her lead. I actually don't need to encourage her to take risks. She likes to push herself; she wants to see how far she can get. It's really inspiring to see that in a young woman.
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When I was twenty-one, a friend gave me a book called Diet for a New America by John Robbins, which exposed the brutal practices of American factory farms. That, coupled with a lecture from Leonardo DiCaprio (when he was nineteen and I was twenty-one) about how such animals are kept and processed, made me lose my desire for factory farm pork and beef right there.
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I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.
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I don't want to be rich and I don't want to be famous.
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I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.
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I think that women, especially women in my job, come to me because they know I'm very loving and nonjudgmental and I'm not competitive, and I've been through a lot.
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Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I'm so tired.
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I'm just a normal mother with the same struggles as any other mother who's trying to do everything at once and trying to be a wife and maintain a relationship. There's absolutely nothing perfect about my life, but I just try hard.
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One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver.
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It's so much easier to sit home and not exercise and criticize other people. What I love is inspiring people. People come up to me and say, 'I want to have two kids and wear a bathing suit and not feel terrible about myself. I see how hard you work and it makes me feel like I can do that too.'
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Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.
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One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise—one of my favorites.
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You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.
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I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't like it. I don't really have drunk friends.
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I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.
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One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert.
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I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.
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During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well.
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There's a portion of the movie where something bad happens to me, and I lose my clothes along the way, so essentially I'm wearing a bra and trousers. There are certain requirements, but luckily I have a good base because I work out often.
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My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.
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He [Chris Martin] can't have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn't at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I'm like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.
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Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.
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We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made.
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I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!
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I don't hold on to fear as much as I used to, because I've learned a lot about genuinely not caring what strangers think about me. It's very liberating. It's very empowering, and I've learned a lot of that from Jay-Shawn Carter-Z, because his approach to life is very internal. It's a very good lesson to learn.
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