Maddox Quotes

On this page you can find the TOP of Maddox's best quotes! We hope you will find some sayings from Satirist Maddox's in our collection, which will inspire you to new achievements! There are currently 7 quotes on this page collected since January 1, 1978! Share our collection of quotes with your friends on social media so that they can find something to inspire them!
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  • If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.

    "The Alphabet Of Manliness". Book by Maddox, September 1, 2009.
  • Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

    Drinking   Whales   Water  
    "When is the last time a whale did anything for you?". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
  • When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead.

    Football   Baby   Jobs  
    "The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
  • I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.

    Football   Real   Years  
    "Ikaruga". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
  • If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

    World   Wheels   Stills  
    "Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
  • Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

    "How to kill yourself like a man" by Maddox, www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
  • The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

    "Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
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