• Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.

    Mark Twain: Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.
    Mark Twain, Albert Bigelow Paine (1971). “Mark Twain's notebook”, Scholarly Pr