Robert Frost Quotes About Funny
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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
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College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.
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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.
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